if you wanna know where my priorities lie let me just say that i once skipped two finals and lost two letter grades on a research paper my senior year to go meet Gibby from icarly
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial you saw I don’t cARE I like getting pointless messages
When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
that awkward moment between birth and death